Did you know that on average 9/10 monkeys are not eating a banana right now even though they want to? Don't believe me? Go ask them. This is a problem that MUST BE FIXED, and WE are here to fix it.
"Amidst the enigmatic tapestry of existence, monkeys yearn for the ripe secrets concealed within the curved golden cosmos of bananas, their primal souls drawn to the tantalizing essence of knowledge, forever dancing on the fringes of revelation."
- Monkey on top of a tree after it stole my banana.
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